Choose 3 of your OCs. They can be from anything. Original stories, fanfic OCs, whatever. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.1. Jeda2. Marcus (toyhou.se/866863.marcus)3. Babayaga (toyhou.se/844256.babayaga)
1) So. Introduce yourselves. Are you related in any way, or do you have no idea who the hell each other is?
Jeda: //slowly pulling out a rainbow dick lollipop from his mouth// No idea.
Marcus: //in a tanktop and shorts// It's so hot here holy hell.
No, I have no clue who these people are.
Baba: =0v0= I would very much like to not be here. 2) Great, great. So. Ever gotten a blowjob?
Jeda: //waving the sucker// Not as many as I've been giving.
Marcus: Q///A\\\Q WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Baba: =>///>= I'm not obligated to answer this question. I have rights.3) HURR. That last question was uncalled for! Anyhoo. What do you like doing when no one else is looking?
Jeda: Oh honey, I'll do anything whether or not someone's looking.
Marcus: ....Walk around in my underwear? I guess?
Baba: Living. Please do not stare at me. ;-;4) Have any secret shames that you'd like to indulge upon us today?
Jeda: I don't feel shame.
Marcus: QMQ SOMETIMES I BAKE COOKIES AND I EAT EVERY SINGLE ONE BY MYSELF THAT NIGHT. WITH ICE CREAM.
Baba: I chased my own tail yesterday and I'm a cat.5) Got any ultra-quirky kinks?
Jeda: Please fuck me upside-down.
WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT?
Baba: Um..tail pulling? 6) Within the last month, how many people have you done questionable acts with?
Jeda: //sighs loudly and whips out a small black book// When did this month start...? What month is it?
Marcus: QAQ No one!
Baba: 7) Do you love me? I love you.
Marcus: I....I don't even know your name.
Baba: No....?8) Are you hurt because I lied in that last question?
Jeda: Honestly I'm relieved.
Marcus: Not really?
Baba: I'm pretty comfortable right now with it.9) If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would it be?
Jeda: Who says I haven't already gotten away with it?
Marcus: I don't want to kill anyone! ;A;
Baba: The descendants of everyone who burned my friend alive. 10) What is the one things that sets you off so much that you'll go from docile to rabid squirrel monkey in 12 seconds?
Jeda: ...Zachariah Morgan.
Marcus: If someone hurts my Tokotas or my granny.
Baba: WITCH HUNTS.11) Who the hell are you people? Why are you in my house? Are you even people? Get outta my stuff!
Jeda: Your stuff is shit.
Marcus: I AM NINETY-NINE PERCENT SURE YOU KIDNAPPED ME?!!
Baba: QMQ I'm so confused. I thought I was suppose to be here?12) Does rain filter down through your handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water that's tasty for the ladies?
Jeda: ....I'm gay, so no.
Marcus: Uhm...please don't lick random minerals?
Baba: What.13) I'm going off track a little. Um. How many people have seen you bare-ass nekkid?
Jeda: One time I woke up at like a bachelorette party butt naked and I have no idea how I got there but it was like thirty women? That isn't even everyone.
Marcus: ....My granny, my mom, my grandpa...that one kid from band camp...
Baba: Probably a lot of people, I sometimes forget to put on clothes.14) How lovely. Have you ever wanted to smoke crack? Are you a crackhead?
Jeda: Nah, that shit wrecks you.
Marcus: HELL NO MY GRANNY WOULD KILL ME.
Baba: What is crack?15) Are you wondering how many more of these questions you must endure?
Jeda: I've honestly been sexting someone this entire time so go on.
Marcus: Yes. ;^; I want to go home.
Baba: No one taught me how to count.16) What's the strangest thing you've ever licked?
Jeda: I'm...I'm not even sure at this point.
Marcus: One time I licked a pine cone for three dollars.
Baba: A salt block. 17) How many people have you confided in about your contamination with SuperAIDS?
Jeda: No one; if I've got it everybody's gonna get it.
Marcus: That's....that's not real?
Baba: I HAVE AIDS? Where are they?!18) There is no question 18.
Marcus: Alright...? Am I supposed to clap?
Baba: I STILL CAN'T COUNT.19) Have you ever considered a fetish?
Jeda: I am a fetish.
Marcus: ...>-> I guess.
Baba: A what?20) This mindless torture is over. Does this make you shit your pants in glee?
Baba: What the fuck?NOW GO TAG SOME